Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye
Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye
SMS is liye Kar raha hon Zaalimo
Kahin tum ye na Samjho k hum Duniya Se Dafa Ho gaye..!:-)
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SMS Karne Pe Jo Marte Hain.
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Call Karne Se Jo Darte Hain.
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Luck To Dekho Mera!
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Aisay Kanjoos Dost Mere Hi Pallay Parte Hain!!!
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Hr mor pe dekha to kuch nazar na aya,
dil ki galion main dhonda to sunsan paya,
chalte chalte socha to yad aya,
k dost aj ap ka koi msg nai aya.:-?
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Ik waqt tha
K
Ap k msgs aisy
Aty thy
Jaisy ksi ne ap ki kn_pati pe
Gun rakhi hui hy
Or zabrdsti msg krwa raha hy
Mgr ab lgta hy
Goli maar di.!
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ArAz KiA hAi
K..
GhAm hy
TAnhAi hy
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GhAm Hy
TAnhAi Hy
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BegAirAto TuSsi v sMs bhEjo MEri kOi HArAm di kAmAi hAi.
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Phone k rishty b ajeeb hoty hain,
Balnce rakh kr b log ghareb hoty hain
Khud Msg krny ki,hoti nahi taufiq jinko
Muft msgs parhny k kitny shokeen hoty hain;-)
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Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Ye Style Hy
Msg Nahi Karty Or Kehty Ho Mery Pass Mobile Hy
Be-Sharmi Ki Had To Dekho
Ye Parh K Bhi Aap K Chehry Pe SMILE Hy… :-)
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Dekar hath dosti ka wapis liya nai jata
Is nazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nai jata
Sach much ye dunya bari zalim hai
SMS sasta hy phir b logo se kia nai jata.
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Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulajh jaya karo,
Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo,
Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par,
Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.
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Har koi Puchta Hai
Tum sbko SMS Bhejte Ho
kya Milta Hy?
Maine kaha:
Dena Lena tu karobar Hy
Jo Dekar kuch na Paye Yehi tu
Pyar Hai
I Luv u all
Muft Khoro..;
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Rishtay Nibhana Humein B Sika Do Zara..
Dil K Kone Men Humein B Jaga Do Zara..
Hum Apko Yaad Hain Ya Nahi..
Ek Zabardast Sa sMs Kar K Bata do Zara...
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Jane kab sms send karoge,
Send k button pe kab apna angootha press karoge,
Ab tak bohat balance jama kia,
kab apni kanjoosi ka “THE END”, karoge?
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Main na... Main na... Aap she bohat nalaaz hun
Aap na... Aap na....
Mujey toi b eshMesh (SMS) nain talte.
Aap dande bache ho...!
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Thori
C
Nazr-e-Karam
kijiye,
Mobile
utha
kr
1
SmS
Kijiye,
Ham
jaante
hen
k
Aap
k
pas
time
nhi,
Mgr!
Is
Masoom
C
Jaan
pr
itna
zulm
Na
Kijiye :-
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Es say pehly k raat ho jaye . .
Kio na ik Mulaqat ho jaye
Apne Mobile se ik Pyara sa sms hi kar do
Jis se shor b na ho Aur Baat ho jay.
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Neend mein ho to SAPNAY bhejo,
Jaag rahe ho to KHUSHI bhejo,
Hans rahe ho to JOKE bhejo,
Humein yaad kar rahe ho to
Ek piyara sa
-=SMS=- bhejo
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Muskurahat ap ke sms say milti hay,
Dil ko rahat ap k sms say milti hay,
Band mat karna kabhi sms ka darwaza,
kyunki Dil ki yeh darkan ap ke sms say chalti hay.
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Lambi Hai Manzil Door Hai Kinara.
Jaanay Q Nehi aaya SMS Tumhara.
Bhool Gay Ho Number Ya Naam Humara.
Ya Koe Mil Giya Hai Hum Say B Pyara.
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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Cham cham kardi rat......
Tim tim karday taray.....
Na koi SMS na koi phone......
ki gal hai pyaray.....
ya tay sadi yad nahi aandi....
ya paissay muk gay nay saray.
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Nakhra Towada Tauba Tauba,
Ajeeb Towada Style ay,
Msg Koi Karna Nahi,
Rolla Paya a Sadday Kol Mobile ay.
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
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Hoto pe khushi per aakho m nami h,
Mere phone m aapke SMS ki kami h,
Aake SMS ke intjaar m meri saans thami h,
Gussa ho hamse ya time () ki kami h,
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Attention please
Jehra mainu hunne sms kar ke hello nahin karega. Usnu main 1 hafte tak sms nahin karunga.
Usdey naal 1 hafte lai yaari khatam
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Kon ho Aap..?
Q SMS krte rehty ho.?
Kisne dya apko mera number.?
Ab SMS nhi krna,
Ok
Maine Kabhi Aisa Kaha Hai?
Nhi na!
To SmS Kro na!
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<(“,)> Kaañ
(( Khol Kr
Jl Suñlo
Ager 5 Mint Ma
Koi SMS Ñhi Aaya
To?
To?
Thori Dair Baad Kr Dena,
Koi Masla Thori Hy:-)
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Poori Botal Na Sahi
Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye
Mulaqat Na Sahi
Dua Salam To Ho Jaye
Jin K SMS K Intzaar Me Ho Gaye Hum Beemar
Un Ko Bukhaar Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho Jaye
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Lagta Hai SMS K Liye
Ab Application Likhni Parregi…?
Theek Hai
Yeh Bhi Karlete Hain….
To,
The Kanjoos,
I Beg To Say That
I M Waiting For Ur SMS
&
I M Disturbing Without Ur SMS
So
Kindly Send Me Plz. . .
Your’s Obediently
Name Will Be In Ur Mind
&
Heart…
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Oye
Message Bhej
Warna
Teri…?
M
Ma
Maa
Maa
Maarzi Yar !
Naaa Bhaij
Koi Zabardasti
Thori Hai.
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Apun Ko Yad Krne Ka
Apun Ko Phone Krne Ka
Apun Ko SMS B Krne Ka
Agr Nai Kya To
To
To
To
To
To
To
Darne
Ka Nai Re,
Apun
Khud Karega Naa;-)
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SMS Ka Len Den Aise Hi Chalta Rahega.
Dosti Ka Silsila Barhta Hi Rahega.
Tum Bhale Reply Na Karo Ae KANJOOS.
Par
Tera
Inbox Hamare Sweet SMS Se Bharta Rhayga
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Nichay Ap K Liye
Dosti Ka Gift Hai…
¡
¡
¡
¡
Danda Hai.
Sar Pr Mar Lo
Mesage Karte Nahi
Gift Chaiye.
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To
The Dost
I Miss You
Subject: Do U Miss U
I Beg To Say That I Am The Student
Of Your Friendship Class
I Am Feeling Very Lonely
Mera Jee Nahi
Lag Raha Aap Ke Binna
So Kindly
Send Me Lovely Friendship Sms
Thanks You
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,.+”"-., ,.-”"+.,
# KANJOOS #
* LOGO *
“-., . ,.-”
Allah Hi Allah Kia Karo
Dukh Na Kisiko Dia Kro
25 PESY Ka Sms Hy,
Kbi Kbi To Kia Kro?
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Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time Se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si To Yaro Sharam Karlo
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\(‘.’)/HANDS UP!
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Agr Apni Jan Pyari Heto
Jitne B Sms Inbox Me Hain Sub Send Kardo…
KHABRDAR
Ye Draft & Saved Items Me Kya He?
Wo B Nikalo
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Lub Pe Ati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri
Dil Kerta Hai Bnd Krwadon Sim Tere
Her Jaga Mere Chamakne Se Ujala Hojaye
Jo Mujhe Sms Na Karey Uska Rang Kalaa Hojaye!!!
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Kash Mery Jeevan Main Woh Lamha-e-Purbahar Aye
Main Bhejon Tumhain 1 Sms Or Tumhara Jwab Bar Bar Aye
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Agar Ho Udas To Gao Koi Gana
Agar Lagi Hai
Bhok To Khao Tum Khana
Agar Ho Bimar To Karo Aik Sms Rawana
Q K
Aik Sms Rozana
Rakhta Hai
Tandrust Or
Tawana!
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Koi
Achaa
Or New
SMS
Hay
Tu..
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Delete Kardo
Kyon Ke
Send To Tum Karoge Nahi
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Agar Koi Achha Sa Msg He To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaye
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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In Ghurbat-zada logon ko sms na kar
“Faraz”
Mar jayn gay par ye kabhi reply nahi karen gay..:-@
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'Chahte hain Aap ko pyar dein
dosti pe ye zindagi war dein
per jab tumhara sms nhi Aata to
dil chahta hy 8 .10 pathron pe I MISS U LIKH K AAP KO MAR dain:-)'
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Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,
sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)
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Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,
company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay.
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Salam Arz Hai
Jawab Karz Hai
Dena Farz Hai
Na Dena Merz
Hai Kya Gurz
Hai Lagta Hai
Mausum garm Hai
March K Mahenay
Ka Yehi Marz
Hai Apko SMS Karna
Hamara Farz Hai
Apka Number Mobile
Mein Darj; Hai
Ye SMS Type Kar
K Hamari Unglion
Mein Dard; Hai
Itna Jan; Lo Ay
Dost Ye; SMS
Aap Par Qarz Hai
Is Qarz Ko Kaisay
Chukana Hai Ye Souchna
Apka Sir Dard Hai
…….????
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Socho agar sms receive karne ke paise lagte to kiya hota.
socho
socho
or socho.
meri waje se tum sab road pe aajaate.
Mufto,,,
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?ROSHNI dena MøøN Ka Style,
Paani me terna Fish ka style,
Hawa me urrna Bird ka style,
unlimited sms bhejna apna style,
Or free k sms parhna APka style.
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(-”,-) ( @.@)
/ I \. ./ \
Apki Photo Pakri Gai Hai
Date Marte Howe
Negativ Chahiye To 5 Achee Se SMS Bhejo
Warna
Pic Aba G Ko Pohancha Di Jaey Gi
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mere sMs ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye
mere sMs ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye,
jo reply na kare uska mobile fanna ho jaye.
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My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,
But
My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?
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Kabi dost keh dia kabi bilkul bhoola dia,
kabi hasa dia kabi rola dia,
kabi sms kar k zindgi ka 1 or lamha barha dia,
kabi rply na kar k aadha maar hi dya.
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Ki labde pe O?
SMS?
Kyon ??
Tusi koie sanu pejdy o?
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"Dheet" friends are always "Dheet"
They recive many Msg but
They send 'ekka dukkka' Message in a week..
Actually they are special kind of "Dheet"
They become more "Dheet" after a lot of ""Bisti""
ThEy are bikkheri in front of friends
Tut painay never eat sharam and
muskuraying by reading the "Message"
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