LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY
LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY
Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"
To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.
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Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful"
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
" aprilfool, aprilfool "
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Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
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'Dunya ki 4 Heran kun Haqiqten
Haqiqat 1:
Aap Apni Sans Rok k Apne Eyes ko Close Nahi kar Sakte
Haqiqat 2:
Pehli Haqiqat Parhne k Bad Tamam Bewaqof Ye karne ki koshish karege
Haqiqat 3:
Ab Aap Hans Rahe hain
Q k Aap Bewaqof Ban Gaye hain
Haqiqat 4:
Ab Aap Apne Dosto ko Bhi Bewaqof Banaye ge..'
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Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno,
salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha
aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai
ur’s own DEAR.
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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOLs
HAPPY APRIL FOOLs DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2011
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Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho
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Ghussa nahi krna
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mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
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P=pyare
A=ache
G=Great
A=anmol
L=lovley
kaha tha na PAGAL ho.
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INVITATION FOR
“DINNER”
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Dear Frnd
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* some text missing *
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Thanks.. :
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Jb Poora SMS Aa Jaye To Aa Jana.
Koe bahana nhi chalega. O.K
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Yar ake baat suno..
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Main tum se..
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Ake baat kehna chahta hn.
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Main tum se bohut..
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Tang Aa chuka hon..
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Ab tum mera peecha chor do plz..
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Mere old mobile jee.
Happy April fool day.
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Salam…h r u??
I want to give u a good news…
I m going To England on study visa…
Misu 4ever…
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Day.
Surprised?
After 1 Day Is 1st April,
U r the 1st Fool Of 2011 :)
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“Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!
Radio Mirchi per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
Today is April Fool Day and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully..”
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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
“Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo”
Hawa hi hawa hai.
Happy April Fool Day
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Teacher: to Student: Home work kyun nahi kya?
Student: Sir, Light nahi thi.
Teacher: To Mombatti jala leta.
Student: Sir, Maachis nahi thi.
Teacher: Kyun?
Student: Mandir mein rakhi thi.
Teacher: To le aata
Student: Nahaya ahi tha Sir…
Teacher: Nahaya kyun nahi tha?
Student: Paani nahi tha sir…
Teacher: Paani kyun nahi tha?
Student: Sir, Motor nahi chal rahi thi.
Teacher: Oho! ab motor ko kya hua tha?
Student: Kitni bar bolun light nahi thi…
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Wanna Propose a girl…….. Try this!!!!
Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:
Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.
Pick a rose
Spot the girl
Stand in front of her
Give her the rose
Hug her tightlllyyyyy
If she doesn’t resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!
If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting
‘Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!’
And Say April Fool…………….
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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
Theek kaha na?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy April fools day
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Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!
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U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
happy April Fool
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye
phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha
aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
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Hum nay april fool manay
to unko gosa aya
hamra kiya kasoor
Zamnay ka kasoor
jisne yeh dastoor banya.
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Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
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BEWAQOOF kahin kA
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April Fool ko msg DhoondhtA hAy.
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